Image this: it’s 10 in the morning and you have a alcoholic ginger beer in one hand, a program that is so jam-packed it reads like a phonebook and a head so full of ideas and information you couldn’t possibly remember it all. Welcome to that wondrous, debauturous multi-festival event This Is Not Art! Consisting of four arts festivals/events, it’s arguably australia’s biggest and best independent arts festival. If you’re into experimental electronic arts Electrofringe is for you. Musos please head to Sound Summit. And get your text on with the National Young Writers’ Festival or Critical Animals postgraduate conference. But don’t take my word for it, they say “It’s the five days of the year where you get to share your ideas, passions and saliva with…